Hot Takes That Don't Matter
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9 files unsealedHot Takes That Don't Matter
Case file #009SEALED
Every brainstorm eventually devolves into drawing boxes and arrows.
Case file #008LEAKED
If your app needs three onboarding screens, it actually needed zero.
Case file #007CLASSIFIED
The best UI is the one that lets me leave early.
Case file #006ARCHIVED
Group projects are just merge conflicts with feelings.
Case file #005REDACTED
SwiftUI previews are either instant or a spiritual journey.
Case file #004SEALED
Every app thinks it needs a sidebar; most need a confession.
Case file #003LEAKED
If the animation takes longer than the thing, the thing failed.
Case file #002CLASSIFIED
Your todo list does not need a database.
Case file #001ARCHIVED
The best productivity app is closing half your tabs.