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9 files unsealedHot Takes That Don't Matter
Case file #009SEALED

Every brainstorm eventually devolves into drawing boxes and arrows.

Case file #008LEAKED

If your app needs three onboarding screens, it actually needed zero.

Case file #007CLASSIFIED

The best UI is the one that lets me leave early.

Case file #006ARCHIVED

Group projects are just merge conflicts with feelings.

Case file #005REDACTED

SwiftUI previews are either instant or a spiritual journey.

Case file #004SEALED

Every app thinks it needs a sidebar; most need a confession.

Case file #003LEAKED

If the animation takes longer than the thing, the thing failed.

Case file #002CLASSIFIED

Your todo list does not need a database.

Case file #001ARCHIVED

The best productivity app is closing half your tabs.